Attention Spokane area stoners and Zag fans! Ya boy Adam Morrison is now auctioning off his game worn jersey from game 7 of this years finals. Yippee! Click the jump for a bidding war guide....
Ten things to consider between bids
1) Which is more likely to be detected on Adams jersey; Actual, in game sweat, or after party marijuana smoke?
2) Is there any difference between Adams actual jersey and an authentic jersey at nba.com?
3)I could have sworn Morrison changed his name to Vujacic or something.
4) What are the odds that Morrison is on the roster because hes actually the franchise pot dealer
5) Wait, he wore a jersey?
6) Quick quiz, who has more rings, Charles barkley, Johns stockton, Karl Malone, Kevin Garntet, Dwayne WAde, Lebron JAmes, Paul Pierce or Gary Payton?.... You guessed Adam Morrison right?
7) Do you think i could call up jerry buss and offer to be adam morrison for 1/3rd the price?
8) More likely prediction, end of the the world in 2012 or adam morrison becomes the next larry bird?
9) ... or hell, even starts for an NBA team by 2012...
10) What are the chances of getting laid while wearing an Adam Morrison's game worn jersey? the same as Adam morrison getting laid in Adam Morrison's game worn jersey.
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